

CLOTHES THAT FIT ARE THE SHIT: A REVIEW OF THE UNIVERSAL STANDARD MYSTERY BOX
The word plus-size comes off like a swear word to me. It is obviously not offensive in the slightest (plus, I fucking love to swear) but...


I'M A LOT LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES
I am a lot like Ellen DeGeneres. For starters, we are both funny ladies; I just don't have a People’s Choice Award to show for it. We...


THE MANY REJECTIONS OF A COLLEGE GRAD
“Olivia, Thank you for your recent application. The shortlisting process is now complete and on this occasion we regret to inform you...


I GOT KICKED OUT OF A SWANKY NYC NIGHTCLUB
WARNING: Links are probably not appropriate for work. I am rarely left speechless, but last Thursday has left me mute. What started off...


THE TIME I PLAYED MATCHMAKER ON TINDER
If I wasn't heading down the career path I am now (whatever that may be), I fully believe I would have been a sex/couples therapist. I am...


PRETENDING TO BE CULTURED FEATURING YAYOI KUSAMA
To understand why I would wait outside in freezing cold conditions for nearly two hours, I have to take you back to 2014. I was a senior...


JUST SOME PHOTOS OF DOGS IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Last weekend I went to a Halloween Dog Parade at Tompkins Square Park. It was far too wonderful not to share. So, here are some photos of...


THE MISCONCEPTIONS OF WORKING NYFW
This September I had the opportunity to work New York Fashion Week. Although this sentence alone prompts images of couture garments,...


IN DEFENSE OF TELLING YOUR PROFESSOR ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS
Some people squirm when they hear the words "mental illness." You would think a topic that nearly 1 in 5 Americans personally deal with...


NYC BUCKET LIST
Like most things in my life, I am extremely unprepared to move to New York City in TWO weeks. I'm not packed - besides the stuff I never...